Quote:
Originally Posted by Megatron96
Jail twice. Basically, amounted to about a week. Prison, never.
Nothing creepy/violent ever happened during my two stays. Well, except for the guy that chose to talk to the toilet as if it were the judge. But his defense was pretty funny at points.
|
The first time I got locked up in Indian River County, I was sitting in the holding cell until they figure out where to put us. There’s 8 of us in there, one dude is completely wasted on alcohol. They bring us dinner in styrofoam containers. We all eat except the drunk guy who’s passed out for the most part. His head is getting closer to the ground by the minute. So we all start stacking our boxes up in front of him. He eventually gets his head lowered to the level of the boxes, and we all started yelling and clapping. Then the guards come in cuz we’re being loud. Soon as they open the door, the guy kinda wakes up, and knocks the boxes all over the floor. They yelled at us, we cleaned the boxes up. Dude was incoherent the whole time in that cell.