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Originally Posted by Titty Meat
Clay is a disinformation agent
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Our story begins, as these stories often do, with a young up-and-coming offensive coach. He's a deeply angry man and a member of the NFL minority coaching fraternity. He is completely single-minded in his convictions and has no regard for the coaching process.
Eventually, his fraternity launches a special project in the name of 'equality.' At first, it is believed to be a search for higher TV ratings and it is pursued regardless of its cost. However, the true goal of the project is power, complete and total hegemonic domination.
The project, however, ends violently, with almost no minority head coaches, but the efforts of those involved are not in vain, for a new ability to call bad plays is born from the firing of one of their victims.
Imagine a playcall - the most terrifyingly bad playcall you can, and then imagine that you and you alone have the ability to call it. But if your ultimate goal is power, how best to use such a playbook?
It is at this point in our story that along comes a bookie. He is a man seemingly without a conscience; for whom the ends always justify the means and it is he who suggests that their target should not be the other football team, but rather the Chiefs. Three targets are chosen to maximize the effect of the plan: a Super Bowl, a road game in Cincinnati, and the AFC Championship. Dozens of points are left on the board.
Until at last the true goal comes into view. Before the AFC Championship crisis, no one would have predicted the outcome of the season. No one. But after the Chiefs lost, lo and behold, a miracle.
Some believed that it was the work of Roger Goodell himself, but it was a betting company controlled by certain members of the NFL coaching fraternity, and it made them all obscenely rich.
But the true genius of the plan was the playcalls.
The rest, as they say, is NFL history.
