[rabblerouser]

I mean, seriously. I can do that.

"Hey Coach Rouser, what you thinking?"

*rabblerouser, high on drugs, nods and stares at the jumbled matrix of play calls on the sheet in front of him, trying to focus and breathe*

"Do we have time to run WASP."

*rabblerouser clicks on his headset, stating to anyone with more football knowledge himself - which is anyone on the headset - that "he likes wasp" �� �� ��

QB Coach asked Coach Rouser "what down and distance", to which the stoned rambler repeats the question to his prized thoroughbred QB, who states simply that he doesn't give a flying **** what down and distance it is, just to call it.

And then the head coach, who actually calls the plays, calls it. And people start whispering that Coach Rouser might be a HC candidate...