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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut
The Rot - oh man do I laugh my ass off.
Because 'I'm going to rip your face off' is a club that dog has in his bag. And I'll be brushing my teeth in the morning and just hear this savage hellish roaring and snarling from the bedroom.
Sure enough, the vacuum had the audacity to approach him before he'd had his morning coffee. And he just lets that vacuum have it. Won't bite and tear at it, but lunges/snaps and will make every terrifying guttural noise known to creation.
Just cracks me up. He's scared of it, but just too damn bull headed to run away from it like a normal dog, so he just decides he's going to cow it into submission. And invariably it bumps into him, triggers its sensor, turns around and leaves him with a sense of accomplishment.
Pain in the ass dog...
Oh, and you say you have to be careful of 'tiny shit toys' - you know what you REALLY have to be careful of?
Old incontinent dogs.
Lemme tell you how much it sucked to step out of the shower to THAT...
Shit everywhere. EEEEEEEEVERYWHERE. It had dragged poo all over the place, sucked it into the machine. And no it wasn't hard, of course not. Just a nice soupy poo that it just ground into the carpet.
{shudder}
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Ohhh. No. Nope. Not good for that.
One time the dog barfed right in front of it It went like 3 feet in a hard floor. That was enough.