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Ryan Poles struts back up to the mike.
"Hey, ya'll. You know what I've learned? The name. Of the game. Is SPARQ and RAS. Are they athletic freaks who just leap up at you? And hey, let's be honest. This is my first year. If I'm gonna swing for the fences and have some cover since it's my first draft as a GM, let's do it on guys that have huge upside, and not waste it on not athletic turds whose main highlight tape consists of them making landshark head fins with their hands."
(Cut to Brett Veach in the audience, seen mouthing "Ouch, bro. Ouch. Dick move!).
The Chicago Bears select Troy Andersen, LB, Montana State
Top that, Seahawks!
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