The Jones family is announced, and several awkward moments of silence pass as neither Stephen nor Jerry Jones appears.
Eventually, a harried-looking Mike McCarthy waddles onto the stage.
"Um, yeah, so we need tough guys, guys who aren't affected by things like a run-down clock or a run-down coach or a bevy of wasted opportunities. So, yeah..."
The Dallas Cowboys select Chad Muma, LB, Wyoming.
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