[Rain Man]

Edgar Allen Poe steps to the podium, gaunt and gothic. He recites.

The moon never beams, without bringing me dreams
Of the linebacker Leo Chenal;
And the stars never rise, after feeling the size
Of the linebacker Leo Chenal;
And so, all the hits, they go down by the blitz
Of my 'backer—my joy and my pride,
The Ravens select, the best of the best
Our linebacker Leo Chenal



The Baltimore Ravens select Leo Chenal, LB, Wisconsin.