"You're probably accustomed to seeing me fighting Flash Gordon," he says.
"Or maybe carrying off a woman to engage in some reverse bestiality."
"But did you know that I was also on a Wheaties box?"
"We'll hope that the newest Packer also finds his way onto a Wheaties box, and we think he has a good chance."
The Green Bay Packers select Verone McKinley III, S, Oregon.