An elderly man comes onstage with an electric guitar. He wails off an epic riff.
"I'm Les Paul, Milwaukee native and the inventor of the solid-body electric guitar," he says. "Without me, your favorite song might not exist."
"I've brought you a lot of pleasure, and now I'll bring Packers fans and Aaron Rodgers some pleasure."
The Green Bay Packers select Joshua Ezeudu, G, North Carolina.
Les rips off another amazing guitar run, then exits Stage Left.