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The Dallas Cowboys select Jelani Woods, TE, Virginia.
Meanwhile, in hell, Al Davis - buried in a pool of hair gel and constantly being choked by oversized gold chain, has a brief moment of clarity and ALMOST smiles as another workout warrior gets drafted.
This brief moment of non-torment is quickly interrupted, however, when John Madden cannonballs into the tub of goo and smashes Davis to the bottom of it.
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"You gotta love livin', cause dying is a pain in the ass."
---- Sinatra
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