So I've been doing some very thorough and in depth research, and based on everything I can dig up (including looking at his avatar) I truly believe I already know who carcosa's favorite NFL quarterback is.
It's quite clear that it's Derek Carr. How did I come to this conclusion? Because his avatar shows Patrick Mahomes II with bright shiny eyes. I assume this means he likes QBs who wear eye makeup to bring out their natural eye beauty, and who is the one QB who is womanly enough to actually wear eye makeup and who has actually been caught on camera crying on the field?
The answer is Derek Carr. He is carcosa's favorite NFL quarterback! You're welcome everyone!
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