[Rasputin]

**** my life. Talk about suck. It sucked for three days clear liquid diet but I wasn't hungry and had pretty good pain meds not to give much of a shit. BTW I've only had one small turd on Monday since my Surgery last Tuesday. That's ok the Doctor said don't expect much bowl movements for this liquid diet. So after my first three days I graduated on Saturday to a Full Liquid Diet (two weeks)

*The full liquid diet you will follow contains everything on the clear liquid diet, plus*

*Milk (no chocolate milk)

*Cream of wheat or cream of rice

*Strained creamed soups (except tomato or broccoli)

*Vanilla and strawberry ice cream

*Sherbet

*Yogurt (no strawberry or raspberry flavored yogurt, because of the seeds)

*Carnation Instant Breakfast (except chocolate flavored)

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Then after my two weeks I get to start a 6 to 8 week Nissen soft diet that will still suck just not as bad.

Sunday my Hydrocodone lyquid Tylenol ran out and at 3am i woke up with pain and I called the doc in the morning and he wouldn't refill it because it was already my second refill and doesn't want me hooked on it so I suffered in pain yesterday but actually sucked it up and feel better today. Crushing meds is also gross and yogurt doesn't help much to cover up the taste. There is a lot of white powder packed in a lithium capsule but ugh can't make it work even with yogurt.

It sucks not having coffee. I crave a cheeseburger and spaghetti and lots of things I cannot have.


Pro tip dieting - Go on the Starvation Diet you will lose weight and save money!