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Originally Posted by digger
Red Rocket!
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My old college roommate had a dog named Bullet who used to get a red rocket every time someone ate pizza in front of him.
Bullet also jumped up on my bed and ate my pizza when I was studying for finals and had to go to the kitchen to get parmesan cheese.
Bullet moved to a big ranch in Texas after my roommate graduated and got hit and killed by a semi the first week he was there. RIP Bullet, you dumb little horndog pizza-stealing shit.