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Originally Posted by ptlyon
Have some friends that before they were married they were sitting watching TV. A lottery commercial came on and she turned to him and asked, "Honey, if you won the lottery, would you ever call me again?".
His response was, "From where?"
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I'm a fan of this classic:
"A man comes home one day and says, "Guess what, honey? Pack your bags, I won the lottery!"
The wife squeals with delight and says, "That's great! Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?" He says, "I don't care, just get out!"