Andy Reid : "Frank, I was perusing teh innerwebs last night between cheeseburgers, and I came across a thread on a website called "chiefsplanet.com" - ever heard of it?"
Frank : "**** Nah, Coach. I be drinking and watching pornhub DP videos and jacking it to the trophy got yo' daddy name on it, ya gnomesaine?"
Andy : "Yeah, well, be that as it may, there are a couple of geniuses who post on there, rabblerouser and Twisted Chief, then there's a smattering of people who are actually cool spread out amongst a cesspool of reeran mother****ers, but that doesn't matter. You know what matters, Frank?"
Frank : "Whaddat, Big Red?"
Andy : "They say you're overpriced, but that you suck at ANY price. That any JAG can do what you do for a fraction of the cost. You know why they say that, Frank?"
Frank : "ForRealForReal, it's prolly since I ain't done shit but get arrested, drink and jack off since the Super Bowl, Coach."
Andy : "Probably. Any solutions jump into that noggin of yours up there, buddy?"
Frank : "Prolly sober up and do more than stand around with my hands on my dick be a good start."
Andy : "I think we are getting somewhere..."
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MY ADOPT-A-CHIEF : Jody Fortson Jr.
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