Deductive reasoning my dear watson.
You live in an area, habitated mostly by two groups from our census blocks. Retired elderly, and college students. It makes sense that both of those two groups would have abnormal numbers of persons, with nocternal bladder control issues. It therefor makes sense, that one could find multiple oportunities for furniture that may have been "soiled" in one way or another.
By using my deductive reasoning skills, and realizing that you are a man of oportunity, it makes sense that you would take advantage of fine furniture, a couple squirts of Fabreese, and enjoy affordable lazyboy Comfort.
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