Talisman.....Its obvious you work for a bastard.
Its only right that you begin to embezzle money. Until you develop a master plan, I recommend allowing yourself an extra week of paid vacation per year.
How you ask? Simple. Pooping 20 minutes per day on the clock, 5 days per week, 50 weeks per year....
If you can get into the boss' private comode.....This is call for an "upper decker".
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