All hail General Paton! The mastermind who:
Traded Von Miller for a cheeseburger and watched him contribute to a Super Bowl victory.
Hired Nathaniel "Savant" Hackett to lure Aaron Rodgers.
Failed to facilitate a trade for Rodgers.
Mortgaged the future for Plan B WalRuss.
Gave WalRuss a contract that pays him $1 million less than the highest QB annual salary in the league, before he had played a single game.
Has failed to draft an impact player since the #35 pick in 2021.
Failed to upgrade any OL or skill positions for one of last year's worst offenses.
Long live Pay a Ton!!
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