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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks
I don't work in food service, and I don't wipe my ass with my bare hands.
There's a new invention called toilet paper that creates a nice buffer between your hands and your ass. You should try it, you can usually get it in any grocery store. 
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Dawg, come on..
You
need to wash your hands after you've taken a shit. I mean, that's like bare minimum.