[Rain Man]

So when you're a woman like that, I wonder what the reaction is when you tell people that you're marrying Robert Kraft. What do her parents say? What do her female friends say? Do they say, "I'm glad you found love" when everyone knows that's not true? Do they say, "What are you going to buy first?" Do they say, "If you're going to be a gold-digger, shoot for the stars?" or "I hope he dies soon?" I'm genuinely curious. Everyone knows what's going on. She's trading nudity and bisexual threesomes and probably some unspeakable obscene acts for an eventual healthy divorce settlement.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing. If it works for him and it works for her, that's great. I'm just curious how the conversations go when she tells the people around her.


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