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1. “Give yer balls a tug.”
2. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?”
3. “I wish you weren’t so ****in’ awkward, bud.”
4. “Suck my Mr. Cocky, ya ****ing loser.”
5. “Your life’s so ****ing pathetic, I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it.”
6. “**** you, Jonesy, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium.”
7. “I made your mom so wet, Trudeau had to deploy a 24-hour national guard unit to stack sandbags around my bed.”
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