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Originally Posted by rfaulk34
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Okay, here's the list in that first link.
1. The city of seven hills. No, that's Rome.
2. German heritage. You're thinking of Germany, not Cincinnati.
3. A kaleidoscope of neighborhoods. Confusing neighborhood design is not a selling point. And anyway, that's San Francisco.
4. Architecture. No, that's Paris.
5. Flying pigs. I'll give you that one.
6. Cincinnati chili. Yeah, and Milwaukee is famous for Jeffrey Dahmer.
7. Cincinnati Reds. Communism is not a bragging point.
8. Cincinnati Bengals. I'll take "Teams that have never won a Super Bowl for $1,000, Alex." Daily double!
9. FC Cincinnati. This is a soccer team. A soccer team. Come on.
10. Historical museums. Once again, this is Paris.
11. Art Museums. I'm starting to think this is a Paris list. Does Paris have flying pigs?
12. Street art and murals. This is gang graffiti.
13. Fiona the hippo. It's the Ohio River, not the Ohippo River. Hippos are from Africa.
14. Craft Brewery Scene. This is Denver.
15. Graeter's Ice Cream. It's an ice cream shop. I have four of those within walking distance of my house.
All I'm seeing here is a flying pig symbolism, which actually kind of fits the theme of Cincinnati's chances of ever winning a Super Bowl.