[RealSNR]

I chatted with a (mostly) humble and polite Bengals fan a couple days ago. We were both on good terms. She said her favorite player was Tee Higgins, and I couldn't resist. I broke the ceasefire and said, "Not for long..."

She went ballistic. "That's a lie! You don't know what you're talking about! We've totally got enough to keep him!"

Then I had sex with her.





Note: It's possible I didn't actually have sex with her