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Originally Posted by RealSNR
I chatted with a (mostly) humble and polite Bengals fan a couple days ago. We were both on good terms. She said her favorite player was Tee Higgins, and I couldn't resist. I broke the ceasefire and said, "Not for long..."
She went ballistic. "That's a lie! You don't know what you're talking about! We've totally got enough to keep him!"
Then I had sex with her.
Note: It's possible I didn't actually have sex with her
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I once had sex with a sock. Then I threw it away.