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Old 02-07-2023, 07:31 AM   #70
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Originally Posted by Bearcat View Post
Florida combines the worst drivers of every region.

Need to constantly pass on the right, like Nebraska/Missouri/Kansas/etc.? Yes.

Need to constantly be prepared for people driving 20+mph over the speed limit like California/Arizona/Atlanta/etc.? Yes.

Need to be be prepared for people driving 10mph or more under the speed limit for no goddamn reason? Yes.

And I guarantee you've never seen so many U-turns before... I think those are called "Florida lefts".

One new phenomenon on I-75 is with 3 lanes of highway, people generally stay out of the far right lane due to all the trucks, so you'll see cars driving along at 10 under the speed limit in the middle lane.... so it clogs up all 3 lanes while people try to merge into left lane. Then when they can spring a leak, they'll spread like ants to the left and right of the middle car and you'll see a gap of like a quarter mile just in the middle lane.... until approaching the next car going 10 under in the middle lane, getting passed by trucks to the right and a line of cars to the left. So, it could be 10 o'clock at night and you'll still see this cluster**** of traffic, followed by completely wide open road with people speeding along at 90-95mph, followed by dealing with another couple dumb****s poking by at 60mph.

And I haven't even visited Orlando in 20+ years... combine all that with a billion tourists who have no ****ing clue where the hell they're going, mingling with locals who hate all the ****ing tourists.
If it would help, I could let you speak to the manager of Florida.
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