Denver's descent into irrelevance and complete implosion is simply delicious. Couldn't happen to a more deserving franchise.
Modern conditioning has finally rendered their historic key homefield advantage, high altitude, moot. There was a time when they'd always win crucial home games because the other team simply couldn't function effectively by the end of the game. That simply doesn't happen anymore. And their "bold moves" now just spectacularly blow up in their faces. All they do now is squander crucial draft picks to desperately clutch at has-beens to bail them out, but the hole they're digging just gets deeper and deeper. And they have firmly cemented themselves as our bitches. Even though we always get their best effort, it's never enough, and their continually losing close games to us is almost certainly more soul crushing than getting blown out.
Couple that with our ascent to apex of not only the division, but also the conference and the league, and damn, it's just glorious.
But hey, some silly report ranks us 29th in something, so take that you stupid Chief fans!
Better stock up on cooking spray and fetch Elway another drink.