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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor
 I’m cracking up!! What do you think your defense is gonna look like next season. Looks like a bit of an exodus is about to happen in Shitcinnati! Joey Bridesmaid had his best shot last year when they faced the Rams. You know KC would rolled them! Should be an interesting offseason for you. I do like you though. You’re a funny guy. Sorry for assuming your gender  |
Bates is gone. No way they can sign him for close to what he wants. That's ok though, Dax Hill (1st rd last year) will step in and be a better ball hawk than Bates was. He's way faster and more athletic than Bates.
You could say Pratt is 50/50. I honestly don't know where his head is though. They have a guy to step into his spot as well so i'm not really worried about that or the defense on the whole. Anarumo is back and they'll be fine.
The part they really need to fix is the Oline. I don't like the things Pollack (oline coach) is saying right now so my hope is that they either get a guy like Kaleb McGary in FA or someone like Darnell Wright falls to 28 (he's flying up draft boards right now) in the draft.
Alright. Enough of the stupid football stuff. Sit your crazy ass back and get ready for a parade of hairy, oiled up men to come parading through your room offering free massages and sponge baths. If pressed, i'll deny that i called and ordered them for you, you sick MFer.