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Originally Posted by GloryDayz
I had to coach a Hockey game on the other side of KC the evening before my colonoscopy, so I had no choice but to try to time when to take the first round and when we'd get home and not be too far off the mark in terms of what time I was supposed to do the first and second rounds of the sauce!!! Thank God there was no traffic.
And as much as I was sure the second round had zero chance of producing any more shit, I was wrong.
The day they schedule me for another colonoscopy is the same day I have a bidet installed...
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When those floodgates open, no amount of will or clinching the butthole closed will stop that shit from getting the hell out of your body.