I've only attended work parties while I was in college and I was a party guy.
I got so black out drunk at one of them, I had a leather jacket and I put it on a bar stool. This guy that I worked with had a leather biker jacket with embroidering on the back of it. I was so ****ed up that I grabbed his jacket thinking it was mine and started yelling at him "WHAT THE **** DID YOU EMBROIDER ON MY COAT MOTHER****ER?"
They never let that one die, they made fun of me for a while after that and I deserved that.
But ya, after college I no longer drank at any work functions and now it's been like 6 or 7 years since I've drank at all.
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