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Worked at a car dealership and we had a nice Christmas party every year. One year at a company holiday party a fellow salesman decided to get hammered at the party. I walk up to him to say hello and he starts talking about my mom (who worked at the dealership also) and how she was so hot. He kept going on and on about her right in front of his wife. He was obviously shitfaced. He was such a mellow guy at work I was kind of surprised.
Anyways in a drunken state he starts calling out other sales people and how he wants to go "outside" while he can barely stand. He could barely punch his way out of a paper bag.
1. He gets a DUI on the way home with his sober wife as a passenger.
2. Next year at the Christmas party we have a new ticket system for drinks. Only two tickets per guest. Thanks Tauge.
3. He lost his job months later because it's not cool to have a DUI and drive dealer vehicles in California.
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