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‼️ITS�� SPANKSGIVING �� BITCH‼️On this day �� many years ago �� the SLUTTY �� PILGRIMS �� sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic �� HOEcean in a quest ��to find �� more �� COCKS �� to SUCK! �� Together with the �� NAUGHTY �� NATIVES ��, they gathered �� around the dinner table �� and had �� our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! ��*♀️����*♂️ We honor ���� their ORGY �� every year �� by giving THANKS ���� to all �� that’s important ❤️ to us: Family ��*��*��*��, Friends ��, Freedom ����, and DICK! ������ So grab your BUNS, ��✊����squeeze those BREASTS, ������ and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ���� amount of DICK �� �� into that hungry �� hungry HOLE! ������ Ladies ��*♀️, just like your �� THOTSgiving �� turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs ����*♀️in the air ����*♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED ��!
After dinner,��it’s time �� for CUMPKIN PIE!! �� Show Daddy ����*�� how ���� thankful ���� you are and LICKK �� his WishBONE �� until he gets as HARD ��as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots �� his HOMEADE GRAVY ��! �� Midnight �� starts �� BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY �� so send �� this to �� THOTS ����*♀️you are thankful ���� for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail �� to England ������ If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn �� CREAMED ����. Get �� back or more, and the �� BIGGEST, �� GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY �� COCK �� is CUMMING ��YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ������������
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