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Updated list. Thanks for the help/input Bearcat!!!
Scho- Hookers and $100 lunches
Zach- Fat and lives in mom's basement (per Zach he's not actually fat but big boned)
Bearcat- Experimented with his homosexual side in college (NTTAWWT). Is known to have three profile on here (Bearcats and Bearcat2005)
Clay- Drives a Nissan Moreno kids threw rocks at and didn't get laid until 34
Lonewolf-Uppity Notre Dame alum with a superiority complex and anger issues. Hasn't slept in his matrimonial bed in 26 years and 364 days.
Eureka- Bought his wife from China. Felon who has front row Raiders tickets in LV
JewRabbi- Won't marry his live in girlfriend of 9 years because she's woke.
Carcosa - trivia king but gets mad when he looses.
InvinciBill - reigning authority on rep distribution.
KC Hawks - QB evaluator extraordinaire. Flunked out of HS.
Simply Red - sweetheart
Ubeja Vontell - deceased victim of a horny coyote encounter (was also terrified of toilets)
DaFace - Raging Pot Head. Is nice occasionally
Fish - Raging Pot Head. Leans so far the left the Clintons don't want his vote (Honorable mention also known as ASSMAN in real life).
ChiefaRoo - Doesn't really like KC sports. He took that fat KC Star reporter Brooke Pryor on a date.
Zebedee Dubious - Gets things wrong all the time. Has never attended a Chiefs game.
Eleazar - Is Type casted as someone with the gift of gab. He was a used car salesman for over a decade before he ventured into his true love of making Hallmark Cards.
Dark Horse - Is as cool and groovy. He once lost a bet to Hootie.
Bob Dole - Used to get more ass then a toilet seat back in the day. You shouldn't drunk post about your youth Bobby.
bdj23 - Mult account for banned CP'er Cooper Barrett
lewdog - He's been typecast as a buff dude who could get ass from any bar fly. Supposedly he has children in two different states he's never met.
Dante84 - Has the biggest penis out of any user on CP according to Billay.
Katipan - A true Weed know it all. Also known as a right winger in DC.
Skyy God - Belize in anything he wants. Has many beautiful women to look at as long as there's WIFI.
Graystoke - Is a decent poster and isn't over barring. Supposedly his wife monitors his CP usage.
RealSNR - It was mentioned that he had a bad drug habit back in the day. Known as a real solid poster.
loochy - He's been stereotyped as a super rich and good looking MENSA member with a 10 inch penis (undersized according to CP standards).
ChiliConCarnage - Likes pineapple pizza and has an obsession with Mark Davis. Took his family out in celebration of the LV Aces championship.
TLO - Can't decide on which mufflers for his vehicle is the best. Has had to buy 3 sets of mufflers for his Dodge.
Pablo - Is known to wait in line for Snoop Dogg concert tickets. Originator of the Kitty Cat Dance.
BWillie - Longs for an oriental wife. Knows how to rile up DC.
Perineum Ripper - Ask to many question about buying tickets. Has had shoulder and dick replacement (welcome to the 12" club buddy).
Gravedigger - Doesn't know how to open the hood of his vehicle. Supposedly knows how to train dragons but we think that's a sexual innuendo.
T-post Tom - Enjoys Chiefs cheerleader porn and has the best stash of that stuff. Really likes to celebrate Easter and supposedly he dresses up as the Easter bunny.
Lzen - Known as an Elon groupie. Is a member of about 10 Tesla forums. He's also know as a top notch Troll.
KCUnited - Has been know to talk highly about the Chargers. Always responds with great posts.
AdolfoliverBush - It is known here on CP that his wife has no fur pie. When he responds to new post he is known as a straight shooter.
Ming the Merciless - Known as a Patriots way believer. He is the originator of the "e-gasm" and frequently does that daily. Was in the Chess club in HS and usually got his ass beat weakly.
Haywire - Is the poster who threw a dildo through a car window. Everyone here knows Cancer calls him Chuck Norris.
UteChief - Is known as a very humble Alpha. He once scored 4 touchdowns in a HS football game. He has a redheaded wife, 2 kids, and sells women's shoes.
Marcellus - Had the most posts in the "Gay day in the Hay' thread. Thinks Mahomes is a turnover machine. Once upon a time he got busy in a Burger King Bathroom.
Tooge - Is known as the parent at kids softball you don't want to be associated with. Started a thread asking "what exactly is a woman". Known around CP mostly for being a very shitty welder.
Mecca - Is has be typecast as a socialist. Has been know to offer shitty fantasy football advice. Has two posters of Deion Sanders in his garage that be bragged about.
GloucesteChief - Is a homer for clam chowder and has bragged about watching all of Mark Wahlberg's movies.
Donger - Limey who loves soccer. Has talked about using a cigarette holder when smoking. Often talks about how dentists are the devil.
luv Known to have worked hard to get into peak physical condition which caused her to catch a case of marriage. Lots of posters have nothing but nice things to say about her.
ForzenChief - Always talks about his fan page about the TV series Law & Order. Frequently hangs out with criminals.
KC Connection - The Las Vegas Raiders are his 2nd favorite team. Owns Barbie dolls. Is a Michael Oher fan.
penguinz - Doesn't like working out but is into all things fitness. Frequently travels to Loveland Colorado (similar to the bunny ranch). Brags about being a AAA member and how he doesn't have to wait in line at the DMV.
Threebag - Prefers dating cute grocery store clerks. Has a fetish about nurses that "sleep around". Has put on a good clinic about the pump and dump. Has 7 bastard children.
Coochie liquor - Blunts, Vacations, and ho's in Jamaica.
Iowanian - Can't really say much as his wife monitors his posting here on CP. He loves Iowa.
JJJChiefsfan: Believes the Earth is 6,000 years old and homeschools his children so they grow up to be non-functioning adults. Likes salsa made in NY CITY.
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