This place should know better when a friend is in need and at least try to be seriously more helpful when they're reaching out.
Now that we know you're a professor it might be time to take a different look at this friend in need.
Have you ever considered finding the grandpa versions of billay that may have some less attractive toot chutes that might need some of your attention in exchange for currency?
You're willing to do what it takes and that's what I appreciates about you, professor squirrely dan.
