Welp, I just finished adding some finely ground salt to the waistband of my purple, gold, and teal spandex pants. I’ll be there in 37 minutes. Be prepared for your eyes to burn like hell, while I proceed to pile drive you into utter oblivion. Just remember, you brought this on yourself.
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I haven’t slept for ten days straight… because that would be way too long.
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