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Originally Posted by Eureka
Driving a Nissan Sentra home in triple digit weather after that $100 bowl of pasta will make that wolf shit feel different overall. Probably give up after 7 wipes and just jump in the cool shower to make sure the asshole is clean for the evening.
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Or that ultra-lubricated shit that flies out at the speed of sound and you go "oh, that was nothing", after you've been suffering from severe stomach cramps and you turn around to see a softball sized turd in the bowl and immediately wonder if the sides of your asshole will ever touch again?
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