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Originally Posted by Rain Man
We can solve this, gentlemen.
So our theories currently on the table are, in descending order of likelihood:
1. Fentanyl in drugs
2. Drugs
3. Murder
4. Syphilis
5. Rabies
6. Bigfoot attack
7. Komodo dragon attack
8. Rabies vaccine reaction
9. Kidnapped by aliens and cloned bodies left as replacements
10. Covid vaccine reaction
Have I missed anything? If not, let's put our thinking caps on and start examining each theory in depth.
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Please forward to kcpd, they need help.