Commissioner Goodell steps to the podium. "As part of the settlement of the Redsk - uh, Commanders - with regard to sexual harassment of their cheerleaders, a cheerleader representative will make the first selection of the Redsk - uh, Commanders draft. And per the settlement, she doesn't have to be topless."
A modestly clad cheerleader steps forward to the podium.
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