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Originally Posted by CapsLockKey
This thread is full of Columbo level entertainment. I'm no lawyer, but this isn't a true hit and run since he didn't drive off from the scene. They didn't even run away, just casually walked down the highway which I assume got picked up by someone eventually. No one was seriously injured. The other drivers involved have his plates regardless. This seems like a fairly nothing burger other than some traffic tickets and fines for not being around and leaving your vehicle in the road unattended when the cops showed up.
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Holy shit. Now that’s first-class stupid. Funny as shit though.
“Your Honor, the video shows quite clearly that my client’s gait never rose above a sashay. Clearly this wasn’t a hit-
and-run. It was a hit and amble. Case dismissed!”
In a way, because it’s April fools day, I kinda hope Rice’s lawyer is this stupid. Now that would be entertaining.