Thread: Chiefs Rashee Rice suspected in connection with major accident in Dallas
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Old 04-01-2024, 12:29 PM   #1464
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Holy shit. Now that’s first-class stupid. Funny as shit though.


“Your Honor, the video shows quite clearly that my client’s gait never rose above a sashay. Clearly this wasn’t a hit-and-run. It was a hit and amble. Case dismissed!”



In a way, because it’s April fools day, I kinda hope Rice’s lawyer is this stupid. Now that would be entertaining.

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