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Old 05-23-2024, 07:41 PM   #11
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Would an idiot do that?
 
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Heh... while it doesn't often make the cut to the actual resume I submit, I do actually have a bullet about CP on my master resume. SQL skills are sometimes a nice to have in my line of work, and I can spin my work here to make it sound good enough.
ChatGPT, make this suitable for a professional resume: Created and ran SQL queries to determine the biggest butt-****ing morons on a football message board and how often they've been banned, and also figured out which dumbshits only post their political hottakes and outrage on said football message board.

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Certainly! Here's a more professional way to describe this experience for a resume:

Data Analyst
  • Developed and executed SQL queries to analyze user behavior and activity on a football message board.
  • Identified and reported on users with the highest frequency of bans, providing insights into patterns of disruptive behavior.
  • Conducted an analysis to categorize users who predominantly posted political content, helping to understand the community's engagement dynamics.
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