[Rain Man]

The best way to eat a hard-boiled egg is purchase a civet egg. The civet is a small jungle animal that eats eggs whole. You feed a civet a hard-boiled egg, which passes through the digestive tract unopened but absorbing unique civet digestive juices. Upon being expelled at the other end two days later, the creature's anus cracks open the egg, which is then served with juice and toast.