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This thread is filled with people who never saw the Power Rangers. That's fine, they're probably too young for most of you, but I at least would have thought some of you old farts would have had a couple of kids who were obsessed with them.

The power rangers could take magic swords and shit right to the chest and get right back up. Blasted with lasers, smacked in the face by big robots, whatever. Yes, that was before the stage of the fight when they would use the zords.

The pink ranger had a goddamn bow. A ranged weapon. I'm pretty sure the black ranger could use the axe as some sort of gun blaster too, but I could be wrong. WTF are the turtles going to do to stop that? Whap them with a goddamn stick and nunchucks? When the rangers have suits that protect them from LASERS?