I used to have this awesome set of 20 rings. I loaned away 19 of them but I kept the best one for myself. I lost my finger in a work accident, and then some douchebag named Isildur stole it, then lost it himself. I heard some midgets or something have it now, but I'm not sure. I really need it back! I've been looking for it forever!
PS: look at what that douche did to my finger!
