[Rain Man]

My thoughts:

Arnsparger - He's fine. He did okay with no big stars on his teams. Whatever.

Coughlin - Ordinarily, I would consider him a good candidate. However, his quarterback was a whiny entitled draft dodger, and no one affiliated with Eli Manning should ever get accolades. No.

Jeff Fisher. Wait, what? No.

Alex Gibbs. I would burn the hall down before I'd let them put this dirty cheating garbage anywhere near the admission booth. Screw this guy.

Mike Holmgren. Eh, he probably had to put up with a lot of genital pics and bad jokes from Favre. I'm fine if he's the choice.

Chuck Knox. I don't mind Knox, but he wasn't exactly innovative. Not a strong choice.

Richie Petitbon. Is he the same thing as Dick Lebeau? I can't tell. I'm okay if he's the choice.

Dan Reeves. He had to put up with a lot of garbage from his overrated prima donna quarterback. Once he get a real quarterback in Chris Miller or Chris Chandler or whoever, he almost got a Super Bowl. Probably a no since he was tainted by getting a prima donna draft dodger quarterback, even if it was a mediocre one.

Marty Schottenheimer. He came so close. We all appreciate Marty bringing back the franchise from the dead, but man oh man, at some point you have to win a playoff game. Probably a no here, sadly.

George Seifert - Seems like a good guy. Basically a seat warmer, though. No.

Mike Shanahan - We don't reward cheaters for cheating. Screw this cheating cheater.

Clark Shaughnessy - I thought he was coach of the best statistical offense in NFL history, but that happened the year after he left. So no.


Honestly, I'd probably go with Holmgren.