[Straight, No Chaser]

That's almost a wall of text/TLDR.

So far so good. At his age, he can't keep the current pace up or he'll need a lot of spare parts. Substitute until Pacheco's back (queue The Who) .

I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
Look pretty young, but I'm just back dated, yeah...