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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks
Does that include beets? Because anyone who likes beets isn't a real human being. You're just not. I don't know what you are, but you're not a human being with human taste buds.
I'd eat a farting mouse's ass before I'd eat a beet.
Why spend money on beets when you can just go out in your backyard and get the exact same taste by eating a handful of dirt?
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beets are definitely terrible. their best application is natural food dye 
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