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Originally Posted by TheGuardian
So my guy tells me that the coaches DO want to be able to slide Joe back into guard, BUT this is all dependent on how well Humphries progresses the next two weeks in practice.
So there you go. It's all contingent on the next two weeks.
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So they just gonna have him running bear crawls until he can do the field and back without vomiting?
And not those pussy 'there and back' bear crawls either. Oh no, the ones where you crawl out 10 yards then backpedal back to the goal line, then crawl out 20 yards, then backpedal back, and then 30, 40, 50.....then 40, 30, 20, 10.
Because my football coach in HS was a damn psychopath...
Having to go all the way out to goalline to goalline and back was something I only saw him make someone do once and can't even remember why. Some school related shit; got in a fight or something. That's 1,100 yards of bear crawls (and of course the 1100 yards of backpedaling as well). Essentially a half mile of each.
I'm not sure the kid even made it goalline to goalline before he pretty much collapsed and vomited everywhere. Which was, I'm pretty sure, the point. Had he managed to get that done, Coach would've had some other god-awful idea in store until he just broke the kid's will.