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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties
oh my god
Clone is manufacturing only 279 units of the limited edition Clone Alpha. These are muscuskeletal androids designed for the home with the Telekinesis training platform to attempt to teach the Clone new skills.
Pre-installed skills
Memorizes your clean home layout
Memorizes your kitchen inventory
Capable of witty dialogue
Shakes hands with your friends
Pours drinks for you
Makes you sandwiches
Washes, dries, and folds your clothes
Vacuums your floors
Turns the lights on and off
Sets the dining table
Loads and unloads the dishwasher
Follows you around
Holds items for you
Retrieves items for you
Charges itself
Equipped with the Telekinesis training platform to let you teach your Clone Alpha new skills
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You had me at Sandwiches.