[Rain Man]

This is a really packed heat. There's a lot of infamy involved when I can't even find myself a vote for Shannon Sharpe or Antonio Brown.

I went:

john elway - obvious one here. He attempted to destroy the sport of football for his own gain. He participated in salary cap cheating. There's now at least one dead body in his wake.

Donte Stallworth - He killed a pedestrian with his car. As an ardent pedestrian myself, I'm against this. I'll note that he wasn't grotesquely over the limit and he wasn't grotesquely speeding, but he was drunk and the pedestrian is dead.

Eric Naposki - I'd like to learn more about this. It sure looks on the surface like he murdered a guy for money, but why did it take 15 years to arrest him? Regardless, the other guy is dead and a lot of money changed hands.

Jeff Triplette - I have a theory that he was betting on games. No official could be that incompetent.

Bill Romanowski - If you don't know this one, you shouldn't be voting.

Archie Manning - A lesser evil than elway, but he still tried to undermine the sport to get his kid on a stronger team. He's a traitor to football.

Aaron Hernandez. He was a patriot. Oh, and he murdered people.

Nate Newton - He was caught transporting 175 pounds of marijuana. That's a lot of damage to society. And you know that wasn't his only trip.