I don't know why I did this, but one day I was out at my grandparents and they had a calf. I hed never seen one in real life before so I went out to check him out. I was just curious to see how heavy he was so I decided to try and pick him up. I wrapped my arms around his midsection and in the process of trying to struggle aginst the gravitational pull, I am sure I was squeezing very hard. My family was watching me from inside the house at this time wondering what in the he11 I was doing. Needless to say, he didn't budge. But I did manage to physically squeeze the sh1t out of this poor calf and by my families account, it looked pretty funny. Just thought I would add my cow story too...
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